Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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