omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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