So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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