are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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