I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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