Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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