the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Plan B is the new Plan A
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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