I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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