yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
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The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
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I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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