And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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