what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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