Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
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This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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