Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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