Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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