But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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