beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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