8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
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I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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