We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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