Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
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If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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