Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
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her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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