Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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