I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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