Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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