Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
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