at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I just found puke in my bra..
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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