You really coming over, don't trick.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
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Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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