Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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