whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
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so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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