I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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