i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
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Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
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I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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