Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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