once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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