I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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