What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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