Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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