A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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