I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
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I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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