You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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