let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
