The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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