so that wasnt chicken after all
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
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Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
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