I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
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Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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