One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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