Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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