Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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