the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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