i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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