Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
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My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
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"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
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