I wanna bring you to show and tell
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
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