Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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