You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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