that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Randomize
