I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
You're like the curious george of whores
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
