belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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