I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
are you so shy because you have an std?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
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He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
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When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
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