His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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