Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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